August 2011
Currently watching SNL: The Best of David Spade
Why would I ever put myself through this?! Worst.Ever.
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It's insane how accurate this is... →
nicktherapist:
lifeofkuma:
downbeatbear:
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broskeetzz:
so accurate. especially sagittarius- every single sentence.
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving....
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You know when you make peanut butter and banana...
Then at 1:20 you scratch your back and end up with peanut butter on your fingers. Delicious.
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
lovatomakesmelesbian:
gorgeous-monster:
wonteverstopdreaming:
This is worth a reblog.
completely worth a reblog
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That awkward moment when you're out with your...
tyleroakley:
lulz
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night of the chubs: The Cop and I in Cameron, TX →
nightofthechubs:
Alright, here’s a true story of an even that happened to me a few years back that I think you might enjoy, since you’re looking for an extra dirty one: My friend Sterling and I had wanted to go camping for quite some time. We discussed going to an event in Cameron, TX, called “Back to The Woods…
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I miss Pokemon.
tyleroakley:
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I know Canada is better than America #1
You have Toddlers and Tiaras…
Really wanted to jerk off
But realized i’m hanging out with my bf tonight so I should probably save myself. Gosh golly jee isn’t that just the worst ; )
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Jk, here's a video of me →
This message will have to be my release...
3 of my 5 biggest Tumblr crushes commented on an inappropriate post of mine so obviously I was gonna go jerk a load and capture some evidence of it but then my mom came home. Ya i’m living with my parents for one more year, don’t hate; masturbate. Anyways, this is as close as i’ll get to said release: hnnnnnngggggfuuuuuhkkkkKABOOOM…gasp… Hope that was evidence...
Brb
Just read a couple replies to my last post, gotta go fap quickly
I still don't understand when people say they want...
Why would you ever take the time to want that, just fucking do it.
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